Funny Travel Quotes: funny vacation quotes

Funny Travel Quotes: funny vacation quotes
Funny travel quotes are great to cheer up your day and keep the travel bug.

The fun will help you to turn around a bad day, simply a laugh would change your mood! That’s one reason why we do love these funny quotes and wanted to collect some of them for you.

We had a look at the travel quotes out there and we assembled these funny travel quotes.

Funny Travel Quotes



I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.

After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

I made a huge list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

Please God, if you can’t make me thin, make my friends fat.

I need a six-month vacation. Twice a year.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.

I google my symptoms. Turns out I needed a vacation.

Run like you stole something.

It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.

I love my job when I’m on vacation.

I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding! I’m on the road to the airport.

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and search with him.

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones. That’s why it’s called a “Cell” Phone.

On Mercury, a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on earth.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip.

I don’t give a ship!

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently that isn’t allowed if the baby is yours.

Me: I want to travel more. Bank Account: Like, to the park?

I haven’t worn these pants since I bought them. I should definitely pack them for my 3 days trip just in case.

When you’re trying to save money for a house, but end up with a one-way ticket to some tropical island.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went on a vacation.

Life is much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

The best things in life will either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

Why do they call it beauty rest when you wake up looking terrible

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

Me: I’m finally happy.
Life: Lol, wait a sec.

In bed, it’s 6 AM. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45.
At work, it’s 1:30. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.

Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

Overpacked. It’s why suitcases have wheels now.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.

Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.

Did you know “DIET” stands for: Did I Eat That?

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like “Hey, what are you doing here?” And I’m just like, “Oh you know hunting elephants.”

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.

Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?


You never know what you have until… you clean your room.

My teacher pointed to me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there is an idiot!” I got detention after asking which end!

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But that gets boring really fast. So I go back to being normal!

How do I feel without coffee? Depresso!

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal.” – Jarod Kintz

Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.